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The National Enquirer, the nation’s foremost rag magazine about celebrities and politicians, has been making waves over the last couple weeks after they revealed a series of shocking allegations of affairs that have been allegedly perpetrated by senator Ted Cruz. Pseudonyms were provided for several of the people involved in the alleged affairs of Donald Trump Neither Donald Trump or Ted Cruz could be reached for comment. Mainstream news outlets have yet to pick up on the story, and most are assuming Trump and Cruz are working to have it covered up, as it negatively effects both of their families. Anyway, Trump scolded Heidi Cruz for not helping to support Donald Trump as he received, officially, the nomination, and Heidi yelled back. It could have been Donald in drag for all I know. To be honest, I don’t know which daughter it was. “I was standing only a couple feet away, and it was vicious,” said a man who was there, but who wished to remain anonymous. Ted Cruz has refused to honor his commitment to back Republican nominee Donald Trump, and many are saying that the spat between families is what may have caused the assault on the RNC floor. It all happened in a matter of seconds before security swept them away.” Cruz actually reached back and slapped her across the face, and Trump pushed her to the floor. Trump was definitely angry, and she spit right in Heidi Cruz’s face. “I was too far away to hear what they were arguing about, but Ms. “It wasn’t just Heidi that was taken away, it was also one of the Trump girls as well,” said reporter Mike Kennedy. Witnesses at the event, though, say that’s not the reason at all. “No matter what room in your own home you try to jack it in, someone will see you.”Īccording to several rumors coming out of the RNC, one of Trump’s daughters was seen assaulting Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi, during a break at the Republican National Convention, prompting security to remove them both from the floor.Īccording to mainstream media, security was asked to remove Heidi Cruz from the floor for her own safety after the crowd began booing and jeering her husband during his speech. We will see you masturbate through your webcams, your TVs, your phones, and your microwaves,” said Miller. Several question how the government and police plan to enforce this law, but Miller says that goes hand-in-hand with recent news about CIA leaks. Are you telling me that I’m a criminal now? How the hell am I going to release tension after a long day at work?” “I jerk it at least twice a day, sometimes more. “I definitely didn’t vote to outlaw whacking off,” said Idaho resident Mike Simon. Naturally, people in all states are extremely upset. The bill was backed by staunch anti-masturbator Ted Cruz. Vermont, Georgia, New Hampshire, Idaho, Mississippi, and Delaware all voted to outlaw masturbation, in a law that will take effect April 1st. Unfortunately, this new law will cause some severe problems in several states.” Some stupid law gets pushed through with very little notice or fanfare. “They were rushing to get to the choice for president. “We don’t think that many people really read their ballots, and arbitrarily chose yes and no on certain questions,” said Rep. You probably missed it on your ballot last November, but a bill to make masturbation illegal was listed on the voter cards for all 50 states, mixed in with other major bills including ones looking to defund certain parts of the education budget, as well as the legalization of marijuana.īill #69H8R was introduced in 6 states, to what lawmakers are saying was “probably a huge mistake.”
Neither he nor his lawyers could be reached for comment. This really damn sucks we all going to jail.”Ĭruz was arrested and released on $100,000 bail. “I aint’ allowed to talk about who my mouf been on, but it’s pretty damn near much all them politician guys in the White House,” said Diamond. No other pimp treat me dis good before.”Īccording to Diamond, Cruz was bringing in an estimated $45,000 a month in his cut from the massive number of women he pimped, with a lot of politicians being clients. I ax him for something, he usually give it. Daddy Cruz for about 10 monfs, and he just always been da best. “Oh man, Daddy Cruz, Big Daddy Cruz he likes us to call ’em, ohh, he’s a good daddy to me and my girls,” said bottom bitch Diamond Glitter. One of the names of the arrested stands out more than others, as it appears Ted Cruz was arrested along with the rest of the lowlifes, allegedly for pimping girls for the last several years. area, and on Thursday they arrest nearly 200 people involved in the operation, from bookkeepers to prostitutes to their pimps. Ted Cruz was arrested Thursday morning at his home in Washington after what police are calling a “massive” investigation that has spanned nearly a year.Īccording to reports, the FBI and local law enforcement have been investigating a huge sex ring in the D.C.
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